SWEARING PARROTS STILL SWEARING

A wildlife park in the United Kingdom is still trying to keep its parrots from swearing at guests. Lincolnshire Wildlife Park made headlines in 2020 after staff removed a handful of African Grey parrots for swearing at visitors. The five original dirty birds spent three months isolated from the flock, but that didn’t stop them. The swearing birds have become the nature park’s star attraction, and people talk to them trying to get them to curse. Since then, three more birds have learned to swear. The new plan is to just move the parrots in with a larger flock in hopes they will learn other words and sounds. But, park chief executive Steve Nichols said, “We could end up with 100 swearing parrots on our hands,” adding, “You never tire of being told to eff off by a parrot.”
* Do I have to think of everything? CHARGE MONEY TO HAVE THE PARROT SWEAR AT YOU. Film it, give it to the customer for their TikTok.
* Sell T-shirts: A Lincolnshire Parrot Told Me To Eff Off! Another revenue stream.
* And if they don’t curse, serve ’em up in the park restaurant. “Eat the bird that wouldn’t say ‘bite me.'”
* Have they figured out which potty-mouthed staff member was cursing near them in the first place?
* How much do they swear, on a scale of 1 to “The Wolf of Wall Street”?
* “Polly wants an f-ing cracker!!!”