FRAUD ALLEGED IN CANADIAN BIRD CONTEST

People are claiming voter fraud in the Canadian bird contest held in the city of Regina. There are allegations that the projected winner — the black-capped chickadee — is winning with illegitimate votes. Voting took place online from Nov. 30 to last Sunday, Dec. 10. Results were visible to the public on the city’s website early Monday morning, but were soon taken down, so the public can no longer see how many votes each bird in the running garnered. It was announced that the chickadee had clearly won. But local resident Marc Spooner was watching the votes. He checked the vote count on the night of Dec. 5 when the red-breasted nuthatch was ahead, followed closely behind by the chickadee. But the next morning, lo and behold, the chickadee had added 2,371 votes overnight. Votes for the red-breasted nuthatch went up by only 106 during that period. Spooner alleges fraud.
* Oh my god, here we go again.
* He also claims the nuthatch had every right to keep those international newspapers at the bottom of its nest.
* The nuthatch has a very unique bird call. it goes, “Giuliani-ani-ani! Giuliani-ani-ani!”
* Chickadees seem nice and sweet, but when their goons show up at your door telling you who to vote for, you better listen!
* America has civil insurrections. Canada? Iffy bird contests.