TOP FIVE VEHICLES FOR THE COMING APOCALYPSE

Expecting an apocalypse? Or maybe just the family for the holidays? Here are the Best Doomsday Vehicles, According to Experts:
1. Jeep Wrangler: “Jeeps are iconic in doomsday prepper communities because they’re built to be abused by the road and it’s easy to repair them. You can easily loot parts off other cars. The height advantage means you can crawl over bad roads or leave the streets altogether while Hyundais are left to the flames or aliens.”
2. Hummer: “If you want to survive doomsday, you have to drive a Hummer. If nothing else, you automatically get the title of general when you roll up to the survival camp in this.”
3. Subaru Outback: “Decent gas mileage means you can go where you need to get when the gas stations are out of power. Giant swarms of locusts? Just turn on the wipers, hit the lights, and gas it.”
4. Mercedes Benz Unimog Truck: “In an event of the apocalypse, no mud, steep slopes, and water can stop it. These medium duty trucks serve as military vehicles, fire trucks, various off-road vehicles. You can even mount a machine gun onto the back.”
5. Chevrolet Silverado or Express. The Prepper Journal says, “Chevy makes a solid truck, there’s no doubt about it, and this one was built specifically for unforeseen emergencies, like a zombie invasion.”
* Yes, but do any of these have seat warmers?
* That nutty Tesla Cybertruck is good, too, ’cause zombies and aliens just slide right off. Every panel is flat and smooth and there’s nothing to grab onto.
* I could use a lot of these features just going to the grocery store.
* Once again, we’re let down by not having flying cars.