ARSON SUSPECT HAD BABY DUCKS IN HIS PANTS

A man was arrested Sunday in Australia for allegedly having started a dozen small fires, and when police caught him they discovered he had two live ducklings in his underwear. Police arrested the 31-year-old man in Frankston, just south of Melbourne. At least 12 fires had been reported in one area over the weekend. After searching the suspect, who had no fixed address, police found two live ducklings in his underwear. Besides the arson charges, he is facing charges of animal cruelty.
* This guy’s daffy!
* Baby ducks in your underwear. That’s fowl.
* Police put the arson charge on his bill. His BILL. Because of the DUCKS.
* The duck in his pants wasn’t a metaphor, right?
* What kind of pants were they? Duckers?