SURVEY: 80% OF MEN HAVE BROUGHT A CONDOM TO A FUNERAL

A new study, from Trojan, revealed that 80% of men have shown up to a funeral with a condom on hand… just in case. 2,000 adults ages 18 to 35 took part in the survey which found that 4 out of 5 men had brought a condom to a funeral.
* So the dead guy isn’t the only stiff in the room.
* I didn’t know that funerals make women horny.
* Actually, I knew a guy who did this. I had to tell him, “C’mon, Grampa Nate, she’s only been gone for a week.”
* Are they saying the men are optimistic? Desperate? Narcissistic? Or a combination of all three?
* I always bring some holy water and a machete, in case the dead guy is a vampire or a zombie.
* Why would you do this? A corpse can’t get pregnant. Sheesh.