85-YEAR-OLD MAN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING CONDOMS

Police in Gifu City, Japan arrested an 85-year-old man on suspicion of shoplifting two packs of condoms from a convenience store. Police said on Sunday morning, Ko Sasaki took two packs of condoms and tried to leave the store without paying for them. The store manager saw him pocket the condoms and detained him at the entrance to the store, while another employee called police.
* And police decided to throw a parade in the man’s honor.
* I believe he officially qualifies as a “horny old goat.”
* He only stole them because last time, when he purchased them, everyone in line at the register applauded him.
* Two packs! There’s gonna be some mighty disappointed ladies back at the rest home.
* Is he gonna do hard time?