THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I’m A Doctor — This Is Why King Charles Has ‘Sausage Fingers’”
2. “I Don’t Use Toilet Paper Anymore — I Wipe With Leaves To Save Money”
3. “Why ‘Sports Illustrated’ Model Yumi Nu Likes To Buy Her Swiimsuits ‘Two Sizes Too Small'”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “How To Relax Like A Greenlander”