SCHOOL KID FINDS 3700-YEAR-OLD VIKING DAGGER

While playing at her schoolyard in Vestland, Norway, (* That means WESTland, in Norwegian. Westland, Norvay.) an 8-year-old girl named Elise found a nice-looking rock among some large boulders at her school. She showed the stone to her teachers who immediately realized it was not an ordinary stone. An archaeologist identified the object as a Stone Age dagger from about 3,700 years ago. He described it as a unique and very rare find. The dagger is about 5 inches long. It has a gray-brown coloring, and distinct sharpened edges. It was given to the University Museum in Bergen for safekeeping.
* IT BELONGS IN A MUSEU— oh, okay, it IS in a museum.
* Meanwhile, the school is now cursed with the undead spirit of Fenrir for removing the dagger. But it was still a nice find.
* Her school has been designated an honorary School of Rock.
* A sharp stone they’re calling a dagger. So if you’re playing Rock, Paper, Dagger, is this a rock or a dagger?
* In Norway, this kid is celebrated. In America, she would have been expelled from school for carrying a weapon.