CHINESE SCIENTISTS GROW ANTLERS ON MICE

Scientists in China have grown “mini-antlers” on mice by inserting deer genes into the mouse genome. The team took stem cells from Sika deer antlers and implanted them into the heads of mice. After 45 days, the mice had developed clearly identifiable mini-antlers. The process, they say, could eventually be used for human bone fracture repair.
* And better cellphone reception.
* But aren’t we all horny enough?
* You just know there’s one of those nutty body modifiers out there right now going, “I need antlers.”
* Get ready for the world’s most adorable rutting season.
* The mice are angry ’cause now they can’t wear their little fedoras.
* First, the Chinese alter the Covid virus in their labs, and now this. What’s next?