VISITORS TAKING NAUGHTY PICTURES WITH JAPANESE THEME PARK CHARACTERS

Japanese authorities have vowed to take action following reports that visitors to the new Ghibli theme park, which showcases scenes from beloved animated films, have been taking indecent photographs of themselves with statues of the characters. Ghibli Park is dedicated to the work of popular animated film company Studio Ghibli, such as “Spirited Away,” “Princess Mononoke,” and “My Neighbor Totoro.” Photos are being posted to social media showing men pretending to sexually assault the young female character statues. The park itself admits, “there are no big attractions or rides in Ghibli Park.” Guests are encouraged to “take a stroll, feel the wind, and discover the wonders.”
* But instead they’re molesting the models and fondling the figures.
* (For fans) Men are accosting the female characters, while No-Face sits alone in his train car feeling sad. (No-Face is a character in “Spirited Away”)
* What are grown men doing at a theme park dedicated to cartoon movies for little gir—- oh, wait, that’s right. Japan.
* Time to put all the female statues 7 feet in the air on top of a greased pole.