HAIRLESS CAT COVERED IN GANG TATTOOS RESCUED FROM MEXICAN PRISON

A hairless cat – a gray Sphinx breed – covered in gang tattoos was rescued from a Mexican prison during a drug raid. The kitty, who is believed to be 1 year old, was rescued from the Cereso 3 prison in Juárez, where it was mistreated at the hands of a callous criminal gang. The cat is inked up on both sides of its abdomen with one tat declaring, “Made in Mexico” — a phrase commonly used by Sinaloa Cartel-affiliated street gangs. City officials say the cat is very sociable and is in great shape, and promise to find the kitty a safe new home.
* It’s got an anchor tattoo on its bicep, from its time in the Navy.
* I’m picturing the gangster kitty in the Key and Peele movie “Keanu,” with a bandanna and gold chain.
* They’re having trouble keeping it in a cage at the shelter, ’cause the prisoners also taught it how to pick locks.
* When it walks up to the food dish at the shelter, the other cats slowly back away.
* For the prisoners, no more cat tats. Back to tatting rats.