CRAZIEST PET NAMES OF THE YEAR

A French bulldog from Nashville, Tennessee has won the Nationwide Pet Insurance Wacky Pet Names contest. Dr. Potato Head is the winner. Dr. Potato Head’s name was picked from more than 1.1 million insured dogs and then put to a public vote alongside other nominees with wacky names. Runners-up included:
– Holly Picklebond Bonk
– Macho Dog Randy Savage
– Motley Chew
– Princess Dumptruck
– Shoogieboogie.
The Wackiest Cat Name winner: Pickles McButterpants the Muffin Slayer. Runners up in the cat category:
– Crunchcat Supreme
– Foo Foo Cuddly Poops
– Mr. Murder Mittens
– Ruth Bader Kisburg
– Tayroar Swift
* No wonder cats want to kill us.
* The winners of the contest get a free head examination from a licensed psychologist.
* Some of these also showed up in a story we did called “Weirdest Celebrity Baby Names.”
* You can tell from this how stuck-up the owners of racehorses are.
* And someone will be hearing from Taylor Swift’s lawyer.
* PHONE TOPIC: Surely your listeners have better pet names than these.