AUDIO: SURVEY SAYS MEN WOULD GIVE UP WATCHING FOOTBALL FOR A FLAT STOMACH
In a new poll of 2,000 American men over the age of 30 by diet company Nutrisystem, more than one-third (37%) would give up watching football games or other sporting events for two months if it meant they could get a six-pack or a flat stomach. Also:
– Almost one in five men began to lose confidence in their looks by the time they reached their early 30s.
– More than 50 percent are less comfortable dating after reaching 30 because they are less confident in how they look.
– 47% percent of men admit they worry that their significant other doesn’t find them as attractive as they used to.
* Honey, does this recliner make me look fat?
* A flat stomach in two months? Keep dreamin’.
* Boo hoo, I’m not feeling handsome, I don’t know what to do… come on, what decade is this, the 80’s, you girly-man?
* Look, fellas, you should know by now, unattractiveness isn’t determined by the extra pounds or the thinning hair. It’s the amount of money you’re not making.
* You know you could have a flat stomach AND still watch football, right? There are 164 hours after that football game you can be doing sit-ups until the next game.
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