CENTIPEDE BITES MAN ON HIS TESTICLES
A man in Kaohsiung, Taiwan got his insurance company to pay for his medical treatment after being bitten in the genitals by a centipede. The man, known only by his surname Ye (* Which is short for Yee-OWW!) was sleeping naked on the floor of his apartment after cleaning his room, as we all do. He woke up after feeling a sharp pain in his groin, and found that a centipede had clamped shut its mandibles on his testicles. He – Ye – tried pulling the centipede away but that didn’t work, so he crushed it, and the centipede finally release its mandibles. He rushed to a hospital emergency room for treatment. He later called up his insurance agent and told the woman what had happened, and was surprised to find out that he was entitled to reimbursement for loss of work due to an accident – that being bitten by a centipede was classified as an accident, hence, Ye was entitled to an accident claim. He received TW$2,479 (about $88 US dollars) from his insurance company.
* A dollar a foot, is that how they determine the amount?
* I’m sorry, but exactly what item in a centipede’s diet resembles testicles?
* Ironically, when you’re a centipede, it takes pretty big cohones to bite a human in the testicles.
* The centipede was trying to ‘get a piece of the rocks.’
* See, if he’d had Aflac, the duck would have eaten the centipede.
* Let’s see the Farmer’s Insurance guy deal with THIS one. ♪♫ (Bum pa-dum-bump bum bum bum) ♫♫
CLIP: A biting crunch sound effect.
