TWO GUYS ARRESTED WITH TRUNK FULL OF KFC

Two alleged gang associates were arrested in Aukland, New Zealand with a car trunk full of Kentucky Fried Chicken. The city is under strict coronavirus lockdown rules – restaurants, including takeout restaurants, remain closed, and everyone must stay home. Police were patrolling back roads near the outskirts of Auckland when they noticed a suspicious looking vehicle. Upon seeing the officers, the vehicle did a U-turn and sped off before eventually pulling over. When the car was searched, police found three buckets of chicken, about 10 cups of coleslaw, a large package of fries, and four large bags containing other KFC items. They also discovered more than NZ$100,000 in cash, and “empty ounce bags.” The two men, ages 23 and 30, had traveled from Hamilton, about 75 miles south of Aukland.
* Finger-lickin’ busted.
* What gang were they members of? White Meat Supremacists? KKK-FC?
* They were arrested under the little-known “You didn’t bring enough for everybody” statute.
* Well, the cops at the police station ate well that night.
* Just curious – do people in New Zealand even know what a “Kentucky” is?