MAN CAN’T COME TO WORK TODAY BECAUSE HE’S THE 10TH INCARNATION OF VISHNU

A government official in Gujarat, India, has claimed that he can’t come to the office because he is Kalki, the tenth incarnation of Vishnu. Rameshchandra Fefar, superintending engineer with the Sardar Sarovar Punarvasvat Agency, has been to the office for only 16 days during the last eight months. He claims he is conducting a “penance” to “change the global conscience.” He writes: “Even if you don’t believe, I am indeed the tenth incarnation of Lord Vishnu and I will prove it in coming days. I realized that I am Kalki Avatar when I was in my office in March 2010. Since then, I am having divine powers. I am doing penance at home by entering into fifth dimension to change the global conscience. I can’t do such penance sitting in office.” He also claims that, because of his ongoing penance, India has gotten pretty good rainfall for the last 19 years.
* Not so much luck on the “changing the global conscience” part.
* So his divine powers don’t include the ability to work from home?
* OK, you can stay home, but we need to see a note from Ganesha.
* Dude, you don’t have to work so hard at this. Just say your grandma died.
* Even if he weren’t the Vishnu, he still couldn’t make it in because his karma is in the repair shop.