WOMAN RESCUES TINDER DATE’S DOG FROM RIVER

A woman says she’s had the “worst date ever.” Lizzy Johnson, from Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, met a man on Tinder and suggested they go on a walk. The guy had a boxer dog. As they were strolling, getting to know each other, the dog promptly jumped into the River Mole. The guy freaked out, screaming that the dog had never seen water before and he wasn’t sure it could swim. Johnson felt she had no choice but to go in after the dog. She jumped in, up to her neck, grabbed the pooch, and came out. Walking home, she eventually asked him what he was doing during the incident. He told her, “I was going to go in, you didn’t need to do that – I was going to empty my pockets and then lie down the bank and pull him out.” Lizzy says she didn’t even like the guy, saying “He looked like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo – he had the same haircut.”
* Oh, and he was really shallow – y’know, judging people by their appearances.
* Wait – why wasn’t he with Scooby-Doo? HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED TO SCOOBY-DOO???
* She got soaked, and the guy’s a drip.
* Meanwhile, the dog won’t stop texting her, asking her for a second date.
* Come on, England, how about a Leash Law already?
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you had a bizarre first date experience?