RUSSIAN MMA FIGHTER REGRETS INJECTING VASELINE INTO HIS BICEPS

A Russian MMA fighter dubbed “Popeye” because of his massive biceps is lamenting his “stupidity” for injecting petroleum jelly into his arms. Kirill Tereshin is talking about his 24-inch upper arms, into which he had injected about 3 liters (* that’s three soda bottles) of petroleum jelly into each arm. Shortly after, he started experiencing fever, pain and weakness. Tereshin says, “I bulked up my arms when I was 20 due to my own stupidity. I did not think about the consequences.” He’s been undergoing several operations to have the poisonous mounds removed, and has been left with hardened slabs of the jelly and “dead muscle” tissue in his triceps. He says, “The hardest surgery will be on my biceps, because the nerve responsible for the arms’ sensitivity is inside. I am very afraid … I should have thought about this earlier, I know. I blame myself, I know I’m guilty.”
(pictures here: https://nypost.com/2021/03/04/russian-fighter-popeye-faces-more-surgery-to-remove-fake-muscles/)
* And MMA fighters are usually so bright.
* Fever, pain and weakness? So just like getting the Covid vaccine.
* How do you inject something as thick as petroleum jelly? A bicycle pump?
* No sense in beating yourself up over it.
* His arms look like if Dolly Parton sneezed while keeping her mouth shut.