ZAMBIA MOURNS DEATH OF FAMOUS BIG FISH

Zambia’s President Edgar Lungu has joined the nation in mourning the death of a fish that lived in a pond at the country’s Copperbelt University. Mafishi, meaning “Big Fish” in the local Bemba language, was thought to be at least 22 years old and lived in the university’s pond for more than 20 years. Some CBU students used to pay homage to the fish before exams, believing it brought them good luck while others saw it as a stress-reliever. Now, students are lighting candles and marching around campus to mourn the big fish. His death was still being investigated (* Check the cafeteria workers). Mafishi has yet to be buried, and officials are planning on embalming it.
* Not a lot happening in Zambia these days, I guess.
* When you embalm it, use a good olive oil and lemon.
* “Mafishi”. They worked real hard naming it, didn’t they.
* Copperbelt University, Zambia’s school of fish.
* Yet not a word from President Trump when Grumpy Cat died.