SEX FANTASY TEAM SHOWS UP AT WRONG HOUSE

There was a trial recently in Australia involving two men who had been hired to carry out a stranger’s sexual fantasy of being tied up while wearing just his underpants. The problem was, they went to the wrong house. This happened last July. According to statements at the trial, a man living near Griffith, New South Wales, advertised that he wanted to be tied up and have a broom handle rubbed around his underwear. He was willing to pay $5,000 if it was ‘really good’. After making arrangements with a man on Facebook for people to engage in the role play, he sent his address, which he later updated after moving to another home. But on July 14th, a resident, living on the same street as the first address, was in his bed, wearing a sleep apnea mask, when he heard a strange voice ask him his name. He took off the make to find two men next to his bed. They carried machetes. When the men figured out they had the wrong house, one man apologized, saying “Sorry mate”, and shook the resident’s hand, and they left, driving off. The resident then contacted the police, who managed to locate them at the intended client’s house and arrest them for intimidation while armed with an offensive weapon. But the judge at the trial acquitted the men, explaining that they had carried the machetes simply as a prop to use in the client’s fantasy, and were not trying to intimidate the man in the wrong house.
* Oops, wrong fetish!
* Sounds like the judge has been around the block a few times. “No big deal, we’ve all been there, right?”
* Broom, machete… it’s easy to get them mixed-up.
* “Having a broom handle rubbed around his underwear.” The Australian expression for that is “stickin’ the barky bits”.
* At least they asked the wrong guy his name first. This could have turned very bad real quickly. Or very good just as quickly.
* I’m sorry, I’m American. Does this kind of thing happen often in Australia?