GRAMPA BURIED WITH A WHOPPER

Leonard Durkin of Leeds, England, used to visit his wife’s grave, and afterwards he would stop at a nearby Burger King and order a double bacon cheeseburger. Leonard died recently at the age of 71. Before he passed, he told his son that, when the time came, he would like a Burger King double bacon cheeseburger to be placed on top of his coffin. His son, Peter, did exactly that. The hearse carrying Mr. Durkin’s coffin pulled into the restaurant’s drive-thru. The driver ordered a double bacon cheeseburger, which was then placed on top of the coffin in the back of the hearse. After stopping by the restaurant, Durkin’s body was driven to a nearby crematorium, where his friends and family had gathered for the funeral, Durkin’s body was then taken to be incinerated while Johnny Cash’s ‘Ring of Fire’ played.
* Mmm…flame broiled. Er, the Burger King burger, not Mr. Durkin.
* (British accent) “Blimey, the crematorium smells particularly delicious today, innit?”
* The gal at the window asked if they wanted fries with that, and there was some knocking from inside the coffin.