MARLIN INJURES TWO FISHERMEN

Two Australian fisherman are recovering after being injured by a thrashing marlin last Thursday. The men, along with another friend, were traveling in a rigid-hulled inflatable boat off the coast of Coffs Harbour in New South Wales when they struck the marlin, causing it to fly out of the water and into their boat. The spear-nosed fish, which was estimated to weigh 175 pounds, then managed to lacerate and fracture the arm of one fisherman, 46, and slice into the shoulder of his brother, 48, before flopping out of the boat. The third fisherman was unharmed. The man with the worst injury had his arm was sliced from wrist to elbow with the tendons exposed.
* Like The Walking Dead! Cool!
* The third fisherman was unharmed. His pants, not so much.
* I’m guessing the guys just had McDonald’s that night.
* Their least favorite music: thrash metal.
* This is why you should always carry a samurai sword when fishing.
* Again, everything in and around Australia just wants to kill you.