FLEEING SUSPECT GETS HUNG UP ON FENCE BY HIS UNDERWEAR

Police officers were called to a house under construction in the Adelaide, Australia, suburb of Findon, following reports of windows being smashed. They located the suspect, who ran away. He initially managed to get away from them — but as he was climbing over a fence, he became caught on it by his underwear. Police found him dangling upside down on a six-foot fence unable to free himself. The 23-year-old was arrested on a variety of charges.
* Bet the windows weren’t the only thing smashed.
* Fortunately, he was only hung up on the fence…brief-ly.
* I thought this only happened on “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”.
* For this kind of situation, do the cops put out an A.P.B. or a BVD?
* It took several hours just to remove the wedgie.
* Bet that crushed his Ayers Rocks.
* Should have gone commando.