STORE OWNER TO ROBBERS: “COME BACK LATER”

The owner of an e-cigarette shop in Charleroi, Belgium, said six armed people walked into his store Saturday afternoon demanding money. He told the group there wasn’t enough money. He told them: “3 p.m. is not the best time to hold up a store. You’ll take 1,000 bucks, but if you come back tonight you might be able to take more.” The group of robbers actually left, and came back at 5:30. He told them: “It’s 5:30 not 6:30,” and they left again. When the group returned for a third time, plain-clothes policemen were waiting to apprehend them. Five people were arrested, and a sixth got away.
* Not exactly the “Ocean’s 11” gang.
* Does this guy sell just smokes, or smoke and mirrors?
* The backup plan? Tell the robbers: “See that vape store across the street? They stole all my customers! That place has WAY more money than me!”
* With skills like this, he should be selling life insurance.
* It’s nice to do a group activity once in awhile.