PASSENGERS BLEED AFTER PILOT FORGETS TO SWITCH ON CABIN PRESSURE

More than 30 passengers on a Jet Airways flight from Mumbai, India to Jaipur began bleeding from their ears and noses on Thursday after the crew forgot – and you’re gonna laugh at this – after the crew forgot to flick the switch regulating cabin air pressure. One traveler described “panic” on board as passengers began bleeding. The plane carrying 166 passengers turned around and landed back in Mumbai and those affected were given medical attention. The flight crew have been temporarily relieved of their duties while an investigation is underway. The airline has been troubled by unusual incidents in the past. Back in January, two Jet Airways pilots were grounded for getting into a brawl and storming out of the cockpit briefly during a New Year’s Day flight from London to Mumbai.
* Alright, who neglected to pay their cabin pressure fee?
* Flying an airplane – so many buttons, amirite?
* Wasn’t this the opening scene in an X-Files episode?
* “How was your flight?” “Bloody awful!”
* Imagine the plane’s cleaning crew. It must have looked like the Jet Airways chainsaw massacre in there.
* Time to put a bright pink Post-It note by that cabin pressure switch.