PRE-SEX RITUAL

Four in 10 Americans have a pre-sex “ritual,” according to a new survey of pre- and post-sex behaviors. A study conducted by OnePoll in conjunction with Pure Romance looked into the sex habits of 2,000 Americans and found:
– Some of the most common pre-sex habits include taking a shower, teeth brushing, a bit of mouthwash and lighting a candle to set the mood.
– If people are confident about the possibility of having sex, one in ten will go to the gym. (* Presumably beforehand.)
– 15 percent of Americans always eat certain foods before sex, with chocolate, pineapples, bananas, watermelon, and oysters in the top five.
– The most popular post-sex moves by Americans are cuddling (74 percent), watching television (48 percent) and getting hydrated (48 percent).
– One in seven (14 percent) said their immediate post-sex act was to jump on social media.
* Heck, if I’m confident of having sex, I would JOIN a gym, I bet.
* Getting hydrated beforehand is good too, like with tequila.
* Teeth brushing? Gee, thanks for making the effort.
* Watermelon and bananas?
* My pre-sex ritual usually involves making a phone call and making sure I have enough 20’s.