DRUNK MAN SLEEPS IT OFF AT PARENTS’ FORMER HOME

Thomas Airlie was out with friends in Glasgow, Scotland and drank too much, so he ordered a taxi to take him to his parents’ house to sleep it off. He went inside, took off his shoes, got some juice from the refrigerator, and went to sleep on the living room couch. Only problem was, his parents hadn’t lived there for two years. Elaine McDade, the current homeowner, was in bed with her two young children watching TV when she went to get a drink. That’s when she spotted the strange man on the couch. She called her husband at work, and he arrived to drive Airlie home. But Airlie couldn’t remember where he lived, so McCade’s husband dropped him off at a supermarket.
* In the dumpster.
* He should have dropped him off at Sofa World.
* You really ought to read those Christmas newsletters from your parents. They tell you these things.
* Maybe he’s in the midst of a blackout that started two-and-a-half years ago.
* I don’t believe this story. Who in Scotland ever drinks too much?
* Maybe it’s about time people in Glasgow start locking their doors.