MAN SWALLOWED 87 NAILS

A 25-year-old man from southern China ate 87 nails and 7 push pins. Doctors performed a four-hour surgery to extract the metal objects. The man regained consciousness and is in recovery. Although the man told doctors he ate accidentally ate a bun that was filled with nails, doctors speculate the man may have had suicidal tendencies since he gave them a “farewell letter” to give to his girlfriend.
* It was his way of trying to iron out their differences?
* In order to eat that many nails, I bet he got hammered.
* Accidentally ate a bun that was filled with nails? Time to switch bakeries.
* I think I would notice my bun was filled with nails after the 30th or 40th nail.
* When it comes to being a loser, this guy nailed it.
* Let me guess… his name was “Brad”?