WACKY FIREWORKS NAMES

If you buy fireworks, you know that they tend to give them wacky names. Here are some that are – probably – new this year:
– Waking Up the Gators
– Echo in the Ears
– Bare Knuckle Fighting
– Money Bags
– Here Come Da Judge
– Attitude Adjustment
– Pyro Viagra
– Green Eggs and Blam
– Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
– Grounds For Divorce
– Pyrocumulus Cloud Buster
– Evil Wicked, Mean and Nasty
– Size Matters
– Shhh… It Happens
* How about:
– Hand Destroyer
– Flaming Garage
– Not In Front Of My House
– Terrified Dogs and Screaming Babies
– Too Drunk To Light
– It’s Two A.M., Knock It Off And Go To Sleep Already
* I like “Money Bags”. Boom – there goes another bag of money you spent on one firework.
* In a pinch, these aren’t bad band names, either.
* It’s nice how the names pay tribute to our nation’s founders.
* Are they sure Psycho Ex-Girlfriend is actually a firework?