WE ARE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE, SAY SMART PEOPLE

Scientists at Oxford University have determined that aliens don’t exist. Researchers at Oxford University’s Future of Humanity Institute came to the conclusion that humans are alone in the universe while examining the so-called “Fermi Paradox” – which ponders why scientists believe in extraterrestrials despite having zero proof. Their conclusion: They find “a substantial probability of there being no other intelligent life in our observable universe, and thus that there should be little surprise when we fail to detect any signs of it.” The study, called “Dissolving the Fermi Paradox”, is named after physicist Enrico Fermi. In 1950, he asked: If we’re not alone in the universe, then where is everyone? Oxford researchers Anders Sandberg, Eric Drexler and Toby Ord say the simplest solution is likely the truth: There’s no one else out there.
* Then they retracted their lizard tongues and crawled back into their pods.
* As if “Solo” didn’t already put the nail in the Star Wars coffin.
* Just as well. If they were searching as hard for us and found us, imagine how disappointed they’d be.
* A “substantial probability”? That’s a lot of wiggle room when you’re talking about the entire universe.
* This is B.S. I’ve never seen the inside of a White Castle, yet I know it exists.