COUNTRIES THAT HAVE THE MOST SEX PRODUCE THE MOST NOBEL PRIZEWINNERS

Nations that have lots of sex produce more Nobel Prize winners. Professor Edward Dutton, an anthropologist from the University of Oulu in Finland, led a study that found countries whose citizens have raging libidos were more likely to make scientific breakthroughs. The professor found the UK, Cyprus and France have more Nobel Prizes per head than academically gifted Japan or China, where people have been shown to have the least amount of sex. Says Professor Dutton, in the most quotable way possible: “Put simply, no balls, no Nobels.” He noted that on an individual level, “the more sex a person has the more likely they are to make a major breakthrough.” The study, published in the Journal of Creative Behavior, involved countries with an average IQ of 90-plus.
* Oh – sorry, Kazakhstan. Better luck next study.
* Wouldn’t the countries that have the most sex produce the most of ALL kinds of people?
* Wow, Professor Dutton must get laid, like, never.
* Yes, Professor Kip Thorne, 78, who won the Nobel Prize for Physics last year, is a bed-hopping sex-crazed wolf of a man who can barely find time to pull his pants up and get some work done.
* Or maybe it’s the other way around. Detecting gravitational waves makes him hot.
* Look for a run of Nobelists from the U.S., because with Trump’s tariff wars, we’re screwing everybody in the world.