WISCONSIN POLICE SEARCH FOR SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER

A Wisconsin police department made an unusual request to the public after a women’s public bathroom has been repeatedly clogged over the past year and a half. The Facebook post from the Sheboygan Police Department asks: “Please do not place trash or other rubbish into a public toilet.” It seems someone has been clogging the women’s toilet at the Deland Community Center with 20-ounce soda bottles. And instead of flushing, the person is actually inserting the bottle into the toilet pipes. The facility’s toilet was clogged roughly a dozen times in 2016, about 14 times in 2017, and three times so far in 2018. The maneuver has cost thousands of dollars for labor and repair. The police ask, “Why do this? I do not know, but if you help us find the person, I will tell you. This is very strange… and gross, but that is the reality of life.”
* Kind of philosophical toward the end there for a toilet crime.
* The old Pepsi poopsie trick.
* The Orange Crush flush.
* The Coke choke.
* Mr. Pibb up the ol’ pipe.
* Mountain Don’t.
* Dr. Pooper.
* It’s like the opposite of a “plumber’s helper”.
* Sure, blame the plastic bottle but not the effects of Wisconsin cheese.
* Have they considered building an outhouse? It’s hard to clog a giant hole in the ground.