HOOTERS OFFERS FREE WINGS IF YOU SHRED PICTURE OF YOUR EX

Hooters restaurant will give you a free plate of wings if you come in on Valentine’s Day and shred a picture of your ex. Arrive at Hooters on Valentine’s Day with an appetite for chicken and a photo of an ex. Order a plate of 10 boneless wings and destroy your photo by ripping it, putting it through a shredder or even having your waitress destroy it. Hooters will then gift you 10 extra free wings. The offer is only valid on Valentine’s Day, you can only order boneless wings, and the offer is only valid for one order per person.
* So, no serial daters.
* What if you’ve already destroyed your pictures of your ex by burning them during a Satanic ritual designed to curse her soul? Hypothetically?
* Boneless wings because you’re not getting boned anymore?
* Sure, you won’t feel pathetic at all sitting alone in Hooters on Valentine’s Day chewing on your wings with pieces of a shredded picture.