WAFFLE HOUSE CUSTOMER GOES TO JAIL OVER LACK OF BARBECUE SAUCE

Last Tuesday, a customer at a Waffle House in Macon, Georgia, asked for some barbecue sauce. The restaurant didn’t have any. The man began screaming obscenities and insulting the workers, then added: “I’ll go to (expletive) jail over some barbecue sauce!” And so, he did. Deputies arrested Willie Edward Drake on a disorderly conduct charge.
* No barbecue sauce at WAFFLE House. What was your first clue?
* Hey, Willie – too lazy to mix together some ketchup and Tabasco?
* Did he ask if the jail had barbecue sauce in the ride over?
* Next time he comes in, sneak him the decaf.
* And with this latest adult misbehavior event, it’s official: Waffle House is the new Chuck E. Cheese’s.