AUDIO: GRANDMA AND GRAMPA BUSTED WITH 60 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA
An elderly couple in their 80s were found with 60 pounds of marijuana in their pickup truck during a traffic stop in Bradshaw, Nebraska. Deputies stopped the couple’s Toyota Tacoma after they saw the pickup truck driving over the center line and the driver failing to signal. When they stopped the vehicle, deputies could immediately smell the strong odor of raw marijuana. Deputies searched the pickup and found the pot in boxes stored inside the pickup topper. The couple told sheriff’s deputies they were from Clearlake Oaks, California, and were headed for Vermont where they were going to give the pot as Christmas gifts.
* Sure they were. And I’m the Easter Bunny.
* Deck the Halls with Buds of Ganga!
* Have a Smokey Dopey Christmas!
* It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Jail Time!
* “Grandma, what big pupils you have!”
* The Acapulco Golden Years.
* So the cops could smell the pot even over that mothballs-and-lavender old people smell?
* Sixty pounds of pot, or as Snoop Dogg calls it, “A nice weekend”.
* I’m sorry, Vermont kids. Looks like there isn’t going to be a Christmas this year. (Play sad Charlie Brown music below.)
CLIP: Sad Charlie Brown music.
