GEORGIA DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF NATURAL RESOURCES CAUGHT DUI WITH MOONSHINE

Authorities in Atlanta say Walter Hyman Rabon, who serves as the deputy commissioner for the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, was driving a 2015 Corvette in Jasper County on Sunday with a passenger when he lost control and struck a road sign before spinning out into a ditch. Neither were injured. Rabon told responding Georgia State Patrol officers that he swerved to avoid a deer, but the police noticed nine jars of moonshine, several of which were leaking their pungent contents into the Corvette’s cabin. Second (and third and fourth and fifth), Rabon was acting “sluggish,” had bloodshot eyes and alcohol on his breath, and wasn’t wearing shoes. Finally, it took him “several failed attempts” to eventually blow a .146 during a breathalyzer test. The 48-year-old Rabon told police that the jars weren’t his.
* The moonshine, yes, but the jars, no.
* You’re enjoying those Georgia natural resources a little too much there, Walter.
* Moonshine. ‘Cause it’s so, so, so much better than professionally made booze.
* Then Daisy Duke came by, distracted the cop, and Deputy Commissioner Rabon took off, jumping over the creek.