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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
PERFORMERS CANCELING SHOWS, TOURS LEFT AND RIGHT
Too old to rock & roll, too young to die, too decrepit to tour.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
STAR WARS RESTAURANT TO OPEN
Obi-Wan Kenoodles.
NEW “FAST AND FURIOUS” ROLLER COASTER BRINGS NOISE COMPLAINTS
No one rides that coaster, it’s too scary.
BRAD PITT ANNOUNCES HE’S NO LONGER SOBER
Cheers to that.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
ROKU PRESENTS 24-HOUR A.I. SLOP
TV for when you don’t want to watch TV.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
SPIDER-MAN ADS APPEARING ON BMW DASHBOARD SCREENS
Is no place on this earth sacred?
JOKE OF THE DAY
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What is a cannibal’s favorite snack?
A Butterfinger
What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?
Pepperonly pizza.
What happened to the man who couldn’t pay his water bill?
They sent him a get well card.
Did you hear about the two radios that got married?
The reception was amazing.
A blonde goes up to the counter and says: “I’d like to order fries and a coke.”
The lady at the counter says: “Ma’am, this is a library.” The blonde goes, “Oh. (whispering): “I’d like to order fries and a coke.”
U.S. NEWS
RIDE IN A HOT TUB BOAT
Tubs o’ fun!
BARRICADED SUSPECT SHOOTS FIREWORKS AT COPS
And for the big finale, he was arrested.
COLLEGE WATER POLO PLAYER SAVES THREE FROM DROWNING
This is heroism,
DISNEY WORLD PISSES OFF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO EAT OFF THE TOPS OF TRASH CANS
New garbage cans trashed.
ICE TO GET GLOVES THAT SHOCK
Shocking.
MAN DOES NO EXERCISE, TAKES ANABOLIC STEROIDS, ENTERS BODYBUILDING CONTEST
Oh – and he drinks, too.
AUDIO: WHALE SINKS FAMILY’S BOAT
Humper dumps chumps.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
OCTOPUS LATCHES ONTO FISHERMAN’S FACE
Eight arms to hold you.
FARMER BRIDE RIDES COW DOWN THE AISLE
With this ear tag, i thee wed.
AIR INDIA PILOT TESTS POSITIVE FOR POT
The mile-high club.
SULTAN OF BRUNEI STRIPS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW OF ALL ROYAL TITLES
Change the locks on the palace.
POWER COMPANY REROUTED CABLE TO AVOID “DOBBY’S GRAVE”
“Such a beautiful place, to be with friends.” – Dobby the Elf
CRUISE PASSENGER BIT BY SWIMMING PIG
And he paid for the experience.
DRUG BINGE LEADS TO A HOTEL BATHTUB FULL OF POTATOES
The potatoes weren’t the only thing fried.
BEACH BRIDE BATS BEE, FLINGS RING
Flew off her ring flinger.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Tough Mosquitos ‘Round These Parts
Donkey Cosplay
Road Rage – Level: Bear
I Hate Band Practice
One Ugly Toad
In Case You Need To Return It
THE BUZZ
ONE IDIOT RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE
Workplace rules.
EUROPEANS LIST STUPID QUESTIONS ASKED BY AMERICANS
♫ ♩ ♬ …And I’m proud to be an American … ♬♩ ♪ ♫
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
WHEN LIFE GETS YOU DOWN
Is that what’s troubling you, bunky?
BIZARRE PUNISHMENTS
Submit!
CALLING SOMEONE BY THE WRONG NAME
Some solid advice.
GHOSTS ARE GOOD FOR YOU
Like, zoinks, man!
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
Click on name for details and audio clips
THE END OF OAK STREET
Starts Friday, August 14 in theaters.
THE BRINK OF WAR
Starts Friday, August 14 in theaters.
PAW PATROL – THE DINO MOVIE
Starts Friday, August 14 in theaters.
ONE NIGHT ONLY
Starts Friday, August 7 in theaters.
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THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, August 14.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – Junkers
Junky cars … junky commercials!
WEED-B-SUFFER
Don’t just kill weeds – MAKE THEM PAY!
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, August 7.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A&M AUTOLAND – The Valve Store
Big Al has a little trouble using a dictionary.
FARMER BOB’S PETTING ZOO
Bring medical gloves and a HEPA mask.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, July 31.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – Novelty Horns
You’ll be amazed how quick the novelty wears off.
DIARIA
With all the talk about you-know-what these day, here’s one from the library.
BUZZFEST
Who doesn’t like a good summer music festival?
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, July 24.
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