WOMEN DISGUISED AS NUNS ATTEMPT BANK ROBBERY

Two women disguised themselves as nuns and attempted to rob a bank in Tannersville, Pennsylvania. It happened Monday shortly after noon at the Citizens Bank. Police say one woman approached the counter, while the other stayed by the door. Each woman was wearing a black nun’s habit and veil, with a white wimple covering her hair and part of her face. One woman also had on dark sunglasses. According to investigators, one woman then displayed a black handgun and demanded money from a teller. They fled the bank empty-handed.
* Vow of poverty my eye.
* Nuns on the run!
* A rap on the knuckles with a ruler for both of them!
* What de-frock?