WOMAN WITHOUT TICKET SQUIRTS BREAST MILK ON CONDUCTOR

A woman aboard a tram in Germany sprayed a ticket taker with her breast milk after the worker ordered her and a friend to get off at the next stop because they didn’t have tickets. The milky incident happened in the western city of Gelsenkirchen on Saturday. When the ticket inspector requested the identification of the 31-year-old woman and her male companion, the woman exposed her breast and sprayed the ticket controller with breast milk. The man traveling with the woman fled the scene. The woman was taken into custody for riding without a ticket and grievous bodily harm.
* If you don’t have a ticket, say it, don’t spray it.
* German slang for “breast” is “titten”. German word for ‘ticket’ is, in fact, ‘ticket’. You can see where there might be some confusion.
* Well, milk is better than anything the man could have squirted on him.
* Too bad he didn’t have a bowl of cereal handy.
* “Grievous bodily harm”? Was the ticket inspector lactose intolerant?
* Speaking of nursing, where was the little squirt?