WOMAN TRIES TO REMOVE BOYFRIEND'S TESTICLES

A Canton, Ohio woman was arrested for allegedly trying to remove her boyfriend’s testicles during a physical altercation at their home. Jamie Gammel, 39, was not successful in her attempt but did cause serious harm to her boyfriend’s genital area, which required medical treatment. Gammel was arraigned Tuesday on felonious assault and domestic violence charges, and is scheduled to appear in court on June 4th.
* At her hearing, instead of the baliff saying “All rise,” he’s gonna say “All shrink.”
* Time for the guy to give this girlfriend the sack. And not the way she wanted, either.
* It’s sad when your girlfriend turns out to be a ball-buster.
* There’s an easier way to remove your boyfriend’s testicles. Tie him to a chair and make him watch “Madame Secretary”. (or The View, or The Food Network)