WOMAN TAKES BASEBALL BAT TO GAS PUMP HOG

In Lancaster, California, a woman took a baseball bat to a man’s truck when he sat at the gas pump too long. The woman apparently is an employee at the Valero station. In the clip from security video, the woman is seen standing next to the truck and counting before taking the bat to the truck’s back tail light and fender. She’s heard telling him, “I told you to move.” Deputies responded to the scene and arrested the woman on suspicion of vandalism. The owner of the vandalized truck, identified only as Ray, said he was shocked and feared for his own safety. Ray said he suspects the incident unfolded because he was sitting in his truck making calls after he filled his tank. He admits he lost track of time, possibly staying there for about an hour.
* In that case … batter up!
* A little longer sitting there with the engine running and he would have needed to fill up again.
* How about something a little less destructive, like spraying him with a hose?
* Great – the other people in line can finally get gas, but now the cashier’s in jail.
* Time for Valero gas stations to put together a training manual.
* I thought this was nice: Ray just got a sympathy note from Tiger Woods.
* It read, “My wife used a golf club but I can relate to your pain.”
* There was some good news: The woman landed a tryout with the California Angels.
* Good luck making a truck commercial out of this.
* “Ram Trucks: Guts! Glory! Run!!!!”