WOMAN SLEEPWALKS 9 MILES

A woman has no memory how she ended up nine miles from her Denver, Colorado, home. Taylor Gammel, 19, was missing for hours on Tuesday morning before she was found, or rather “woke up,” nine miles from her home, wearing her pajamas and with no shoes. When she awoke on the side of the road she recognized where she was. Gammel was reported missing by her parents around 6 a.m. Tuesday, though she hadn’t been seen since 10 p.m. the night before when she went to bed. Gammel said she has had sleepwalking incidents before.
* *cough* Ambien *cough*
* Colorado – legalized marijuana – coincidence.
* Good thing she doesn’t sleep in the nude.
* Or on a houseboat.
* On the bright side, she just got her exercise for the next week and a half.
* She needs one of those little devices like you see on grocery carts that lock up if you try to leave the store parking lot.
* At least get her a watchdog.
* Handcuff her to the bedpost?
* How about a GPS app on her phone that also monitors her snoring?
* She’s fine. Her parents? They’re nervous wrecks.
* PHONE TOPIC: My Ambien moment.