WOMAN REGRETS HAVING BELLY BUTTON REMOVED, GIVING IT TO HER BOYFRIEND

A woman who had her belly button removed now regrets her “impulsive” decision. Paulina Casillas Landeros, 23, from Guadalajara, Mexico, became angry with her family because they disapproved of her way of life. They were unimpressed with her tattoos and extreme body modifications. Annoyed, she decided to remove her belly button in 2015 out of spite, as it is “what makes us human.” She then gave it as a present to her then-boyfriend in 2015. Since having her belly button removed three years ago, though, Landeros has made up with her family and ultimately regrets her decision, describing it as “reckless and impulsive.”
* She had her belly button removed because her family wouldn’t stop pushing her buttons.
* Now, all the lint just gathers on her shirt.
* The belly button is what makes you human. Or your immortal soul. Either one.
* Maybe she could have a new belly button installed. Or maybe a zipper, or piece of velcro.
* They don’t have half-inch drill bits in Guadalajara, Mexico?