WOMAN IN MORGUE COOLER FOUND ALIVE

A South African woman who was declared dead after suffering severe injuries in a car crash was found to be alive when they pulled her out of the refrigerator at the morgue. The woman was thought to be mortally wounded in the crash back on June 24. Paramedics checked her vitals, but declared her dead from multiple severe injuries. Yet when staffers at the Carelton Mortuary pulled the woman’s body out of the refrigerator she was very much alive. The woman was immediately taken to a hospital, where she’s receiving care. The mortuary blamed the paramedics, saying, “Paramedics are trained to determine death, not us. Can you image if we had begun the autopsy and killed her?”
* Not my job, man.
* Just the same, it was kinda funny when they pulled her out, zipped open the bag and she went, “Boogie boogie boogie!!!”
* She’s at the hospital being treated for a severe case of the willies.