WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO TWIN 10 YEARS LATER

A woman in China has given birth to twin brothers — 10 years apart. The woman, identified only as Ms. Wang (* because of course she is), delivered a healthy baby boy on Tuesday, who, along with her older son, was conceived through in-vitro fertilization. The brothers were conceived as a batch of embryos in 2009 using the same sperm and eggs. From a medical perspective, older brother Lulu and new brother Tongtong are twin brothers. Tongtong translates to Same Same.
* Should be “Same Old Same Old”.
* Hope she hung on to all the old clothes.
* So … what? She waited ten years to be extra sure she enjoyed the whole “having a child” thing?
* She must get her children’s names from the Panda Name Generator website.
* Don’t you love China? It’s home to all these things that would be considered illegal medical experiments anywhere else in the world.