WOMAN FINDS GOAT HEAD ON HOOD OF CAR

A woman found a grisly scene on her car in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts on Tuesday morning. She found a severed goat head on the hood and a photo of herself under a windshield wiper. When the woman first got to her car, she initially thought the goat head was a toy or a joke. She drove straight to the Hyde Park police station with the animal head on her car to turn it over to police. Animal control took the head and officers searched the area for more evidence. Anyone with information is asked to call Boston Police.
* Guess what her favorite Rolling Stones album is. C’mon – guess!
* Have they tried searching, oh, I don’t know… Haiti? (According to Wikipedia, Hyde Park is home to a large Haitian community!)
* It’s going to be tough. So many people keep goats in Boston.
* A Yoga Goat that kept nipping at the customers?
* This is the kind of thing that really gets my goat.
* Was the woman scared? Or, did she get ma-a-a-a-d?
* It was a grisly scene, just like the next day, when she found a grizzly bear head.
* I just hope the rest of the goat didn’t go to waste.