WIFE KILLS FARMER, BURIES HIM UNDER MANURE PILE

A woman has been charged with killing her husband of 30 years and burying his body under a manure pile on the couple’s western New York farm. State police troopers were called to the home of 52-year-old Douglas Mess on Monday in the town of Attica, New York, after his son reported that his father didn’t go to work and hadn’t been seen since 8 p.m. Sunday. Police launched a search and found Mess’ body concealed in a mound of manure at the back of his farm. Authorities say Mess had been killed by his 48-year-old wife, Charlene Mess. She’s charged with second-degree murder.
* Second-degree murder? So … No. 2 murder?
* Wow – what do you have to do to rate first-degree murder in this town? Bury him in manure after chopping him up?
* Quite the messy Mess.
* Rest in Feces.
* Talk about a crappy beginning to your week.
* And talk about piling on.
* Just a thought: I’d go with a closed casket funeral.
* Oh, and you might want to hold it outside.
* What do you bet it was still the husband’s fault?
* Maybe she killed him ’cause he wouldn’t clean up the manure pile.
* Just when you think you’re finally done with the B.S. of life, wham, you get buried in manure.
* This marriage was just a pile of … well …