WHICH ANIMAL COULD YOU BEAT IN A FIGHT?

Here’s a weird survey from YouGov.com. Which of these animals do you think you could beat in a fight if you were unarmed?
– Grizzly bear: 6% of women and 7% of men think they could beat a grizzly bear.
– Lion: 8% of women and 7% of men think they could beat a lion.
– Elephant: 8% of women and 9% of men think they could beat an elephant.
– Crocodile: 8% of women and 10% of men think they could beat acrocodile.
– Kangaroo: 11% of women and 17% of men think they could beat a kangaroo,
– Chimpanzee: 12% of women and 22% of men think they could beat a monkey.
– King Cobra: 8% of women and 23% of men think they could beat a cobra.
– Eagle: 23% of women and 38% of men think they could beat an eagle.
– Goose: 51% of women and 71% of men think they could beat a goose.
– House cat: 64% of women and 74% of men think they could beat a pussy cat.
– Rat: 68% of women and 76% of men think they could beat a rat.
* I sense a new reality TV show in the works.
* I think they forgot to include the qualifier “9% of men WHO HAD BEEN DRINKING think they could beat an elephant.”
* What constitutes a win? A knockout? Two out of three falls? A pin?
* If I were fighting a crocodile, I’d win by distracting him with the goose.
* Anybody can fight. Let’s see a kangaroo do rock/paper/scissors.