WHAT IS YOUR PET’S NAME, AND WHAT DO YOU USUALLY CALL THEM?
Fark.com asked its readers “What is your pet’s name, but what nicknames do you use to call them? Some of the answers:
– Cat: Tikky. Nicknames: Tickles, Tikky attack, Tickly attack, Mystikky
– Cat: Satchel. Nicknames: Kittyboi, Baby Boy, Handsome, Mister Velvet
– Cat: Bruce. Nicknames: Bruders, Handsome, Mr. Man, Dikwad
– Chihuahua: Ninja. Nicknames: Noodles, Baby Noods
– Dog: Watson. Nicknames: Blindie, Little Idiot
– Dog: Hercules. Nickname: Herc the Jerk
– Dog: Captain Shorgi. Nicknames: Captain Stinkypants. Stinkerson McStinkypants. Captain von Stinkypants.
– Cat: Miss Dave. Nickname: Thunder Thighs, Fattieboombalattie
– Cat: Princess Zelda Pierogi Nickname: “No, Godamnit”
– Cat: Ruby. Nicknames: RuRu, Ruki, Chuqui, Chook, Chonker, Rubarb, Ru, Rookookaroo, Rukimami,
– Dog: Mayhem. Nicknames: Ham, Hammy, Fat Boy
– Dog: Milo. Nickname: DropItDropItDropItDropItMyGodWhatIsThat
* Jeeze Louise! What do you call your pet if you DON’T like it?
* The only thing you really need to call your pet is “dinnertime!”
* PHONE TOPIC: What’s your pet’s name, but what do you really call it?
