WENDY'S CUSTOMER BITES MANAGER

The manager of a Wendy’s in Richmond, Virginia, was bitten by a customer on Monday night. Manager Latanya Nelson said 25-year-old Lovely Robinson was the angriest customer she had ever personally served. Nelson said Robinson stormed into the lobby behind another employee, after changing her order from two spicy chicken sandwiches. “She changed the order from that to four, 99-cent chicken sandwiches, so I’m guessing she only had $4 instead of $11,” Nelson said. The fast food manager said she had no choice but to defend herself. “She came in cursing and said ‘I’ll come across the counter’. So I said, ‘OK.’ She jumped over, so I defended myself. She didn’t have me in size, but she had heart I’ll give her that,” Nelson said. The two threw haymakers (* Haymakers!) in the area where they cook hot fries. Next, Nelson said Robinson bit her. “She clamped down right above my knee, so I continued to punch her as she was biting me,” she said. The attack left a large bite mark above Nelson’s left knee, after Nelson was finally able to fight Robinson off. Police charged Robinson with several offenses, including malicious wounding. Latanya described her attacker as “hangry – a combination of angry and hungry.” She was back at work the next day.
* Like the Snickers commercial says – “You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.”
* People like this need to have a meal before they go to the fast food place.
* “Would you like some tetanus with your Wendy’s triple?”
* Personally, I’d go with the rabies shot just in case.
* So Lovely Robinson wasn’t.
* Worst match of name to person ever.
* It’s good she didn’t get the spicy chicken. She was worked up enough as it was.
* This Wendy’s needs a couple of Dobermans.
* And now we play the wacky news game: Guess what she was on?
* It doesn’t say, but based on the biting I’m going to guess it was bath salts.
* If you’re getting bitten above the left knee you better hope it’s your leg.
* “Excuse me. I’d like to change my order from the chicken sandwiches to the leg of manager.”
* “How does it feel, biting my leg?” “I’m lovin’ it!”